Today I protected my owner from the sucking dragon. She was wrestling with it all over the lounge room carpet! Poor thing, lucky I was there. I yapped my darnedest and even got my teeth into the thing a few times, eventually I exhausted it and it collapsed. My human put it away in the closet and locked the door so it could not get out. Sometimes she’s sensible. (I just do not understand why she forgets where she has it caged up and opens the closet all the time….it gets out then and I have to set to it again! Really…)
After that I was exhausted too so a nap was in order. The problem with naps is the dreams….sometimes I relive my fights with evil…. A lunge this way/a bite over there/ running back and forth/ leaping into the air/ (my bravery knows no bounds) but then I wake up and discover some human smirking at me….sure my legs have been twitching mercilessly and dribble is forming around my chin, but the fight for Good isn’t easy and each day is a new action! They take me for granted, they do!
Anyway, I am priming for the afternoon walk now….its a challenge, making sure everyone is safe as we stroll down the street. I like to go fast so that we are a moving target, which is of course harder to catch, just in case there is something out there waiting to get us, you never know???? Humans like to go slow…have they no concept of danger? Then there are the other issues, like distracting female dogs which do occasionally (I must secretly admit) veer me off course and my diligence to the fight against evil! (Hey... even James Bond enjoyed a little female fur!) I also have to deal with puddles of water, which must all be tested against poison, bits of old food lying about to trap the unsuspecting, which needless to say also need to be checked for foreign substances, and all manner of bird, which as we all know are air battalion and cannot by any means all be assumed to be on our side. It’s just more physically and mentally exhausting work in the fight against evil, as you can imagine…. I have to prepare myself… stretch and practice my moves, keep fit…..so I think I will just go for a little run around the house and get some speed up……see ya…….wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
astral meanders May 2019
5 years ago
2 comments:
Woof Sami
You sure have an exciting life. Fighting dragons and everything. We could have used you when the Monster came to our house. Check it out in our archives.
Desert Pups
Ye...monster slayer supreme I am sami
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