Hi, my name is Sami, but I like to think of myself as Flash the Wonder Dog. This is because I am fast, smart and a bit of a wonder……oh and I am a dog. My mission is to save the world from evil and believe me this is not always easy! I bark at the menacing black Labrador that has infiltrated my community via a benign old lady (who I obviously would not trust either….its a good cover though, I’ll admit to that!) but my owners tell me to shut up…be quiet…hmm they really have no idea…come on, black is the colour of shadows and we all know what manner of evil lurks in there. There is also the small matter of the old Labrador that lives up the hill and sends out brainwashing messages late at night…its important I bark louder than him to counteract this but again those misguided owners try to stop me! Exasperating I know, but what can you expect from suburban humans…no concept of the real reality that only a dog can see….its not their fault, they’re under some pretty big illusions about their world…like they’re in control….ha, if I really need them to allow me to do it my way I just shiver a little and do that dopey dog eye thing….its all down hill for the human then, and all get up and go for me!
This week my humans took me to the torture lady, they think she is nice and talk and smile with her, but I know better. She probed and prodded and then gave me a sharp pain…all the time smiling and uttering placating nothings to lull me into a sense of false security. I showed her though, I showed her my teeth and she knew what I meant! I really do not get humans; they paid her for this mistreatment you know? They also told me it was good for me and that it kept me healthy….ha, running along the beach, lying around sunning myself for a good dose of vitamin D and eating liver treats makes me healthy. Honestly!
I have some important things to attend to now so I’ll stop writing until next time and get on with it. There are bones of contention to bury behind the cushions on the couch and I can see one of those very evil flies in the lounge room, (flies are bugs you know, so I need to be quiet now……. and they can see everything you do…like big brother only it’s a little fly), I’d catch it quicker if people didn’t keep stopping me from jumping on the table and running across the shelves……….sshhhhh
astral meanders May 2019
5 years ago
3 comments:
Hi there, I found you through Dogs with Blogs.
Welcome cutie. Where do you live?
I live in Tassie!
Hi, Sami and I live in NSW on the clarence coast...checked out your blog and love it...Gizmo is sooooo adorable, sami is in love!
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