I thought I might relay my usual daily routine.....I like routine best, because it is safe and reliable....A good wonder dog uses routine to thier advantage! But I am always ready to go for a bit of a recky and check out the peripheries for any evil stuff...oh yes I definitely am...
Most days I get up at about 6.00am....I have a little scratch and stretch and then go for a run and jump on the various beds around the house...someone has to get the humans up and of course it ends up being me...I have my act together! I use tactics like playing with their hair, jumping on their face, licking ( I especially like Licking), scratching at the blankets and if all else fails getting the blankets in my teeth and pulling them off! Works a treat,( except with the grumpy old guy who growls at me and pulls them back!)
The old girl usually gets brekky for me and fills my water bowl. Thirsty business waking folk up! Then I have a roll around with my toys...aghh slash that, my gym equipment, and the rough and tumble kid joins in. We growl at each other and fight over stuff and get in everyone else's way, but lets face it fitness comes first!
I like a little lie in the sun after that, its good for Vitamin D and sleep. My spot is on the verandah couch ( actually the middle of the couch so no-one else can sit on it..I need my space)....sometimes I have saved a little treat behind the cushions and its a comfort to know I can have this when my nap is over, to re-enrgise you know...I have to keep on the ball, the ongoing fight against evil is relentless.
Of course I wake up and do a little yap on off when I think its getting a wee bit quiet for comfort. Too much silence and you just kow something must be up! Its good to keep the neighbours on their toes too.
After my nap I do a little neighbourhood dog watch into the early afternoon.....you can see me in my photo, up on the verandah rail keeping an eye on things.
Then I get to go for a beach patrol with running boy and whoever else is around, or sometimes we do playground watch or even Marina patrol...you can't tell what might come in on all those boats! Its tireless really...picking up scents, meeting other dogs, both good and bad,letting them know who's boss, practising swimming, collecting bits of timber for exercise, chasing the air patrol birds, sniffing up the fishermen ( I don't trust them, there's always something fishy about them!) and keeping an eye on the humans.
When we finally get home I am pretty tired....but more often than not I need????a bath or something ( or so the old girl reckons because of all the sand and salt in my ears and fur......jeez she's a wag).....then I collapse in the bean bag and let it all go.....The youngest girl and the soft girl are home by then and the boys are going to work ( as chefs) so its a placid time for me.....
Later the old girl cooks up some delight for dinner and after eating I resume my street watch....this time of evening there is a lot of activity in the street and other Dogs with humans encroach a little too much on my territory for my liking so its neccessary to give them a good barking to.
Later I go in and watch a bit of TV...I'm partial to RSPCA Rescue.....or if there's nothing to my fancy on the box I do keep fit workouts...jumping on just about everything, lunging at just about everything and chasing the humans...they pretend to get tetchy but its just a game, really they love it! The boys come in later and usually have a bone for me....I bury this for emergencies.
Then its bed for the night..if its cold I bunk down with the old girl and much to his chagrin ( or so he pretends) the grumpy old guy....if its warm I cruise on the verandah for the night ,watching and growling a bit to maintain my authority and I catch a bit of shut eye in my little house....its a groovy pad......
astral meanders May 2019
5 years ago
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Woof Sami
Good thinking, bury the bone for later. We'll have to use that strategy. Anyway, it sounds like you've got your paws full running that house. You're one busy superdog.
Desert Pups
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