yes call me ninja dog...able to leap tall poodles in a single bound and get a good handle on their wooly little rumps before they know what has hit them...able to attack wild breathing dragons ( vacumm cleaners) from round corners and wrestle them out of my poor unsuspecting humans hands...able to balance precariously but with utmost confidence in my ability on the verandah ledge in pursuit of a better view of the hairy mutts wandering my street...able to appear in deep asleep and in the same second leap to the front door to growl menacingly at a prospective perveyor of MY territory...able to sneak tuna patties out of the fridge right under my yet again unsuspecting human's nose...able I believe to do anything i choose in the pursuit of 'evil fighting' and any other activity I deem worthwhile.....
I have been on the ball lately its true!! Figuratively and well actually...my human has a big blue exercise ball that she lies all over and does funny things with her arms and legs upon...I have perfected the ninja art of big ball pushing and on my skinny but muscly hind legs I stand and push this thing around...great for upper body felxibility!!!!
And I have been extra busy protecting my nerighbourhood...it is school holidays and athere are more undesirables around than usual!! A dog cannot get too careful during times like these...vigilence is a must....i give equal time to looking out of all the windows in the house and all the viewing spots on both verandahs..and for better spying I have done a little decor adaptation too..chewing a viewing hole or two in the curtains.....I am sure my humans understand the dire neccessity for this.....and of course appreciate me!!!!
astral meanders May 2019
5 years ago
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